Just like we have to slam our palms to our foreheads.
Lovie Smith also has to say he's "comfortable''
a left tackle who gave up the most sacks and committed the most false starts. Just like Jay Cutler is “comfortable’’ getting slammed to turf.
The Lovie Smith decoder ring:
When he says, “We like our (insert inferior position group),’’ he knows he has a dead-bang loser but has to sound like a player’s coach.
Where's John Groce's credibility
for wanting to work for people who created
that it seems impossible to overcome?
I'll hang up and listen
for Mike Thomas’ hummena-hummena-hummena.
Winning the Big Ten and reaching the Final Four
would overcome the clown college wonks who are running things in Champaign, or at least buy Groce the years it bought Bruce Weber.
Of course, you can't win without players,
so what are the odds that the school’s sixth choice can bring top-10 talent to a second-rate program?
There are very few things
you can take from these Bulls that will apply to that Bulls-
Eastern Conference finals, but
half as well as Gibson plays his brand of hustling, relentless, fearless defense.
could pass the ball.
Again. How’d that work out for everybody last time?
Maybe it's me, but it would've been more appropriate
if the Blachawks’ night honoring
would’ve included Belfour throwing out the ceremonial first punch.
by the massive media coverage of the Saints’ bounty scandal that resulted in the coach’s year suspension. Does Payton know a coach has never been handed a year suspension?
Or maybe Payton of the Naperville Paytons
was lying about that the way he lied about everything else.
Opening Day at Wrigley
-- don’t the
have to introduce
? No, it’s not conventional, but then, neither is the Cubs’ having an actual building plan.
how has he avoided going on the DL because of his mouth? Nobody delivers so little compared to his torrent of laughably over-the-top and remarkably empty tough guy talk. I believe doctors call it blatherrhea.
-- wait, this is an even-numbered year, which means
steals only half his ridiculous salary.
hits like an adult, the Sox have a shot at .500 because they have starting pitching.
What's more, if two guys beside Konerko hit
, say -- the Sox can fake a division race.
the Sox need
agreed to pay for the Dodgers?
That’s a lot of lumpy mattresses.
scheduling secret season openers in Japan: My Twitter timeline the middle of the night is all yours.