This weekend's very impatient, 6-year-old kid-like, takeaway question is: Why wait?
Can't we just convene a council of BCS bishops and start the four-team playoff now?
It would be just like college football to have two spots available this year for four worthy teams and then, in 2014, start a four-team playoff for only two worthy teams.
Flash-forward to 2014, as white smoke blows from the chimney of a five-star hotel, where the chairman of a selection committee emerges to announce No. 1 Alabama (13-0) will play No. 4 Boise State (10-2).
Alabama and Missouri win and meet in a title-game rematch of their 9-6 SEC championship scrum.
It is excruciatingly easy to look at the BCS standings Sunday and wonder how it could all go wrong. The scary part of having four qualified undefeated teams (sorry, Louisville) is there is a reasonable chance three or four could reach the end without a blemish.
This week's BCS top four are Alabama, Kansas State, Notre Dame and Oregon.
Don't sweat the numbers until a few more rounds have been played out.
Oregon remains No. 2 in the Harris Interactive and USA Today coaches' polls, and continues to lag at No. 5 in the computer index, but has a wham-bam closing act that includes USC, Stanford, Oregon State and then the Pac-12 title game.
Do sweat the numbers if four teams are undefeated four weeks from now.
It could be like 2004, when USC and Oklahoma hogged 1-2 all year and undefeated Auburn was left out. The SEC got so mad it won six of the next seven BCS titles.
The problem now is we have to count on outsiders to break the logjam since there are no head-to-head elimination matchups involving Alabama, Oregon, Kansas State and Notre Dame
This could be resolved amicably as soon as this weekend. Alabama could lose at Louisiana State and USC might upset Oregon, but what good does that prospect do this column now?
Oklahoma State might also pull the kind of sneak attack at Kansas State that Iowa State pulled on the Cowboys last year. Notre Dame's players, with swelled heads after the win Saturday at Oklahoma, could stumble on their press clippings against Pittsburgh.
If our "undefeated four" don't lose, though, it's time to start "Occupy BCS" in attempt to jump-start the four-team playoff.
Maybe the John Roberts Supreme Court could deem the BCS unconstitutional and allow us to make the appropriate adjustments.
We could easily slot Oregon to play Kansas State in the Rose Bowl this season instead of the Big Ten champion, which might have four losses.