On a Sunday when the sprinklers accidentally went off at Sun Life Stadium, dousing the Seattle Seahawks and Miami Dolphins, playoff-minded teams all over the NFL were treated to a cold, harsh splash of reality.
The New Orleans Saints, who had clawed their way back to .500 after digging an 0-4 hole, lost at home to San Francisco, 31-21, in a rematch of a divisional playoff thriller.
The similarly resurgent Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who had won four in a row, put together a solid performance at home but still lost to Atlanta, 24-23. The Falcons took another big step toward the NFC South crown by improving to 10-1, tied with Houston for the league's best record.
The Pittsburgh Steelers were reminded that losing two quarterbacks generally dooms you, and committing eight turnovers — as they did in their 20-14 loss at Cleveland — absolutely dooms you.
"That was an ugly performance that's ours. We own it," said the Steelers' Mike Tomlin, coach of the first NFL team since 2001 to commit eight turnovers in a game.
"I'm surprised it was that close, given the turnover situation," he said.
The San Diego Chargers, famous for their skin-saving rallies in the second half of the season, continued their downward spiral with a 16-13 loss at home to Baltimore in overtime. The Chargers could have wrapped that up in regulation had they been able to stop the Ravens on fourth and 29. Instead, a dump-off pass to Ray Rice went for 30.
The Chargers are still in second place behind Denver in the AFC West at 4-7, but only because Oakland and Kansas City are so bad.
The Seahawks, dampened by those untimely sprinklers and 24-21 losers to the Dolphins, soaked in the knowledge they can't seem to win on the road. They're 5-0 in Seattle, 1-5 away from it.
As for those sprinklers, they were mistakenly set on their Saturday schedule. They came on late in the third quarter and sprayed startled players, coaches and assistants.
"I never saw that before, not even in high school," Miami's Davone Bess said. "It was pretty cool."
Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson said his teammates didn't mind: "I think they're used to the rain."
Rise of the zombies
It was a good day for some of the NFL's also-rans.
The Steelers, meanwhile, have lost two in a row without Ben Roethlisberger and are down to third-string quarterback Charlie Batch. They lost five fumbles to go with the three Batch passes that were intercepted.
In Jacksonville, Chad Henne threw two touchdown passes for the Jaguars, further making the case that the starting job should be up for grabs this off-season after Blaine Gabbert recovers from his season-ending shoulder injury. The Jaguars had lost seven in a row.
The Titans, coming off a 37-3 victory over Miami, can consider themselves the NFL's premier slump-busters. They lost to a 1-9 team this year and 0-13 Indianapolis a year ago.
With their loss to the Broncos, the Chiefs became the first team to be officially eliminated from playoff contention.
Three days after Detroit handed Houston a touchdown on a replay technicality, Pittsburgh and Oakland were burned by plays that should have gone their way but didn't.
The Steelers couldn't challenge an apparent fumble by the Browns with slightly more than two minutes remaining because they were out of timeouts. Had the play happened one snap later, inside of two minutes, it would have been automatically reviewed.
It's hard to do anything about an inadvertent whistle — those blunders happen, frustrating as they are — but the Lions and Steelers have a legitimate beef. If replay is going to be used, the NFL needs to use it to correct wrong calls. The league needs to figure out rules that don't handcuff teams, regardless of how many timeouts they have left.
Kaepernick played well, but it was San Francisco's defense that set the tone in New Orleans, with Ahmad Brooks and Donte Whitner returning interceptions for touchdowns, and the 49ers sacking Drew Brees five times.
Chicago got quarterback Jay Cutler back . . . and lost everyone else.
Or so it seemed.
Cutler, who sat out the last game recovering from a concussion, helped lead the Bears to a 28-10 victory over Minnesota. Along the way, Chicago lost to injuries running back Matt Forte (ankle), receiver/returner Devin Hester (concussion), cornerback Charles Tillman (ankle) and a pair of starting guards to knee sprains.
Caring and clipping
Sunday, two Colts cheerleaders followed suit. Megan M. and Crystal B. agreed to have their heads shaved to benefit leukemia research.
Great Clips salons in the Indianapolis area are donating $10 to "Blue's ChuckStrong Challenge" for every person who agrees to having their head shaved. According to WISH-TV, 800 Colts fans have shaved their heads so far, and more than $250,000 has been raised for leukemia research by Colts representatives.
In the fourth quarter of Sunday's home victory over Buffalo, Pagano waved to the crowd from just outside the box of Colts owner Jim Irsay. The crowd gave the coach a standing ovation. It was the second consecutive home game Pagano has attended.
"In the third quarter I leaned over to Jay and I said, 'That catch puts me at 1,000 yards for six seasons in a row,'" said Marshall, who came from Miami in a trade.
Added Marshall with a laugh: "He looked at me and said, 'You're disgusting.'"
•Rookie quarterbacks have won 26 starts this season, the most since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970. Rookie winners Sunday were Indianapolis' Andrew Luck, Miami's Ryan Tannehill and Cleveland's Brandon Weeden.
•St. Louis cornerback Janoris Jenkins returned two interceptions for touchdowns in the Rams' 31-17 victory at Arizona. Jenkins is the fourth rookie in NFL history — and the first in the modern era — to score on two interceptions in the same game. The others were Hoot Flanagan in 1925, Dan Sandifer in 1948 and Bobby Franklin in 1960.
•Seattle's Leon Washington returned a kickoff 98 yards for a touchdown against Miami, pushing his career total to eight kickoff-return scores. That's tied with Cleveland's Josh Cribbs for the most in NFL history.
The Seahawks have an excellent secondary, but that could be in jeopardy. According to an NFL.com report, cornerbacks Richard Sherman and Brandon Browner are facing four-game suspensions for violating the league's policy against performance-enhancing drugs. The report cites "someone with knowledge of the ruling" and says the players plan to appeal.