president railed against the past Friday by uttering the contracted sentence many have been waiting to hear.
The words didn't cover the gamut of inane NCAA practices but, hey, one absurdity at a time.
Emmert, the NCAA's embattled leader, was only speaking to a ridiculous rule that defined when a bagel changed from a snack to a meal.
Thank goodness that issue has finally been resolved -- too bad it only took 23 years.
After deliberate consideration, a division of the NCAA ruled this week schools can now provide "student-athletes" unlimited meals or snacks.
The rule is expected to be formally approved next week by school presidents.
Who said the NCAA can't move faster than a glacier?
Until now, NCAA rules stipulated you could feed a player between meals so long as it was only a snack.
Ah, but what constituted a snack? The NCAA defined a bagel being a snack, unless you put cream cheese on it. Then it became a meal.
Emmert told “Mike & Mike” the rule change had nothing to do with Connecticut star
Emmert said the rule has been working its way through the system for two years (wait, was it stuck in a vending machine?).
"That's just dumb coincidence," Emmert said the timing.
Emmert added: "If UConn wants to fee Shabazz [Napier] breakfast in bed every day, they can."
Emmert jokes, but the rule change could lead to
The Iron Bowl outcome could now be determined by "Iron Chefs."
But that's a rule exploitation-argument for another day.
The fact it took two years to solve the "snack vs. meal" issue shows you just how dysfunctional the NCAA has been.
The food rule was actually enacted in 1991 under the regime of former NCAA President Dick Schultz.
The good news for all is the NCAA is now being forced to reform because it is being attacked on all sides and from within.
“Whatever it is today we made it that way,”
Huge increases in revenue have made the student vs. athlete issue tougher to reconcile. It was recently revealed Ohio State Athletic Director Gene Smith earned an $18,000 bonus because one of his wrestlers won the NCAA title.
Northwestern football players recently won a preliminary right to unionize. The Ed O'Bannon licensing case is working its way toward a settlement or a verdict.
The NCAA works best, it seems, with a gun to its head. It's funny how fast you can move when your existence depends on it.
The NCAA is in the mess it’s in now because it failed, years ago, to loosen its draconian stranglehold on football television rights. That led to the Supreme Court ruling the NCAA a monopoly and opened the way for conferences to negotiate their own deals. That led to a power shift to the conferences and the
You knew the NCAA has no financial control over football, right?
The commissioners of the five power football conferences actually love this attack on the NCAA because it is leading to what they want: the ability to use their billions to pay their scholarship athletes the "full cost of attendance."
That wish is expected to be granted this summer.
The power football leagues used the hint of secession to override the minority rule of the NCAA's 351 member institutions.
Let's be real: The NCAA can't afford another failure like the one that cost it control over football.
But don't be confused here: The NCAA is moving fast now only because it's being chased.