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Man About Town: Gliding along on a stand-up paddleboard
Man About Town: Gliding along on a stand-up paddleboard

Admittedly, I am in the 50th percentile of everything — looks, intelligence, sex appeal, strength. My core muscle group is mostly pudding. I have the muscle tone of $1.99-a-pound sirloin.When I exercise vigorously, I emit the faint aroma of fresh-baked muffins. If it's a summer morning, you might also get a whiff of the previous evening's margarita mix. You could hang me on a tree to attract hummingbirds.I don't say that to brag. I say that so that you'll know what a well-sunscreened physical specimen I've become.Fear the beast.This summer, I've surfed and jet-packed. I've drunk myself silly under city wharves just because. I've played rock-paper-scissors (for money) with demons...

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