Is there anything more unctuous than a 20-year-old celebrity? Heck, is there anything more unctuous than a 20-year-old, period — all angst, eyelashes and silly stilettos?
Yet give them time, and 20-year-olds will eventually grow, like sycamore trees, into something grand, trading pimples for patina, fast-twitch neuroses for wit and wisdom.
At least, that's my theory, and I'm sticking with it.
Which is what makes this celebrity autograph show such a hoot, for these are people in their prime. As I've always said, women don't really peak till 65 or 70.
You like Mrs. Robinson? I prefer her mom.
Yep, give me the still-wondrous Tippi Hedren looking you square...