John Hughes

What’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this?

What’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this?

“I bet I like most of the same things you do. Except maybe petting tigers and jumping out of planes.”

I’m back on Bumble for the umpteenth time, and that’s the start of my profile.

For the uninitiated (like my parents, who I hope stop reading this when I get to the good stuff), many men post pictures alongside tigers or of skydiving, and I’ve heard most women (not me) include a sampling of duck faces and yoga poses.

It also seems that Los Angeles singles, in their entirety, have been to Machu Picchu. Congrats, everyone. With all the yoga and travel and parachutes, it’s a wonder any of us have time to date.

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