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Petula Clark
Captain Erskine turns to a trusty parrot

The little boy with the Creamsicle hair is beginning the first grade. He'll be in Room 15, the note from the teacher advises a few days in advance."Please get a good night's sleep the night before school starts and eat a healthy breakfast," the letter reads."I always eat a healthy breakfast," I remind my wife."I don't think she was talking to you," Posh says."Sometimes I eat two healthy breakfasts," I say."You're not listening," she says.More and more, my lovely wife uses the same tone with me as with the kids. I deserve more respect than that, but I realize such things must be earned. She's still upset with me from the other night, when I referred to the place we sleep as "the...

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