Story | Feb 1, 2012 | 10:55 AM
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Story | Dec 20, 2012 | 6:29 AMLotta talk these days about Bolon Yokte, the Mayan god in charge of bad things, including war, conflict, the underworld and “Gangnam Style.” It is Yokte, as he is known among the wags knocking ’em back most nights at Red’s in Wilton Manors, who will be coming down to end the world on Friday. But as he will freely admit after a few VRBs (they were having conversations about Yokte in 635 A.D., so, yeah, he needs to hit the Stoli-double-Red Bull pretty hard), it’s not going to happen. Apparently, the world will continue to exist on Saturday because Yokte, great god of the 12-21-12 cataclysm, is no match for the powers of … Santa. Yokte refuses to get into specifics — he still hopes to end the world at some point — but hinted the other night that the only thing saving the planet is the unifying belief in St. Nick. “Will Ferrell doesn’t know how right he got it in ‘Elf,’ ” Yokte says. “I love Will Ferrell, by the way. I’ll really hate to end him.”