The Transportation Security Administration finally concludes kids are not terrorists.
To the relief of many parents who know all too well the difficulties of dealing with small children during the airport screening process, the TSA will no longer require kids 12 and under to remove their shoes during the security screening and will reduce the pat downs kids have to endure.
“I think it's pretty close to child molestation,” says passenger Rob Sivulka. “This is a great improvement; I don't have to worry about my child being patted down and getting harassed and crying all that.”
The TSA claims there are many layers of security through airport screenings that would reduce the possibility of a terrorist attack.
Parents and kids can now make an already tedious procedure just a little bit less stressful.
Thank you TSA!