You ain't nothin but a Hoochie Mama, literally!
A mother of four, in England, is a real life "hoochie mama" after banned from every nightclub in town for being "too old to wear skimpy outfits".
Lisa Woodman, 28, is known for flaunting her size 6 voluptuous figure and 36 DD's. She struts her stuff in low cut tops, short skirts, and knee-length boots.
Woodman, tells The Daily Mail, that she "liked to flaunt her figure but claimed her outfits were conservative compared with those of younger girls."
Woodman tells The Daily Mail she was left in tears on New Year's Eve when doormen at Mode nightclub turned her away and told her: 'You're too old to wear that get-up.' Ms Woodman has also been banned from her town's other two nightclubs Tramps (how ironic) and Velvet.
All three, owned by the same company in Worcester, said the ban will stay unless she tones down her appearance.
She went on to cry, "What's wrong with what I wear? I'm not hurting anyone, am I? I am covering everything, and I just want to have a good time."
Woodman started hitting the clubs hard after she split with her babies daddy, ranging in age from 12 to three.
Sounds like she's been on the prowl ever since. Getting a boob job and working out every day.
She tells The Daily Mail, "I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town. I split up from my partner last year and I was really upset so I had a boob job in April and got into shape going to the gym and now I just want to flaunt what I've got."
"I normally wear short skirts and one-piece outfits which might be revealing but never show off too much."
Meanwhile the clubs are defending their decision to ban her telling The Daily Mail, "it is the venue managers who are on the doors - they make decisions on the doors based on our policies. They make judgments based on someone's behavior, their dress, if they're abusive and whether they have ID."
"And that is to make sure all our customers have a good night. At the end of the day, its private premises and we reserve the right to refuse entry for anyone."
What do you think about the Hoochie Mama? Should she be banned?
Viewers serve up their thoughts:
Rick writes: Well, it should be outlawed IF she is looking for someone to father number 5. Maybe she has the baby monitor app where she can party at the club AND get buzzed if her baby's crying back at the shack! :)
Cheers Maggie :D
Eva writes: I agree w/ you 100 %..... She may be young enuf to wear skimpy stuff, BUT.... she looks like a stripper! ....Maybe she should work as a pole dancer instead of showing it all for free? ....just sayin' AND, looking for a guy to marry? Really? uh huh.... LOL :)
Travis writes: Say what?!
Erika writes: Oh Maggie she was a hot mess. Other than the silicone I know I have a better bod than her. I would never go to the club looking like roadhouse roadkill. and since when is 28 old. lol
@maggiesworld Don't like 2 judge. Her way of dressing to impress is not my way. I think she has a disease, right?