9:22 AM PDT, May 10, 2011
"I was told to be here at nine o'clock sharp."
"And you have not a clue what you're testing?"
"And you're willing to test whatever it is?"
"I think so. Unless I need to have my attorney!"
Blame their BFF, Sierra Scott. "After today, they may not be my friend."
"Take a look at them. It may be the last time you see them."
Especially after they see what they're testing.
$10 Bare Lifts.
"Oh my gosh! I need one of these. This is going to be good."
"Apparently they defy gravity."
"Are you trying to tell me something."
"Do you understand what these are?"
"I do now!"
"Bare Lifts the instant breast lift. Every woman could use an instant breast lift."
The lift comes from tape that you attach to your breast, you then literally lift to tape to your chest.
"It feels like a piece of light paper. I can't imagine that it's going to do anything." "These are awfully thin to be giving much oomph. And I'm the least of the group needing oomph. If it's not oomphing me, it's not oomphing them!"
"You don't want to put them on upside down!"
It isn't one size fits all.
"I have to cut mine out. Everybody doesn't have to cut theirs but I do."
You have to trim it down if you're less than a D cup.
Then it's time for the first fitting.
"Sierra how are you doing?"
"This is a little harder than it looks!"
When she finally emerges...
"There is some glue on here..god only knows who invented it.. it must be a nasa product. It sticks! I'm afraid to get it off."
"Do you have your bra on or off?" "Off."
"You do? Wow! It looks nice. It really does."
As each of our testers tries hers on, the results are the same.
"I think it works, but it's a matter of getting it even."
"Makes you look a little nicer, little cozy. I feel like a big hug!"
"When you're dressed up and want to feel nice and feel good about yourself for $2 put it on and even if you wear spanks, your clothes will fit better."
But what about when it's time to take it off?
"It pulled right off like a bandaid (better than you though) much better than I thought."
"You have to understand I have a lot of gravity that's working the other way!"