Here's a sure sign the Grand Old Party — or is it the Grand Old Hurricane Party — is in Florida: Deputies arrested a Jason Thomas Wilson, a 31-year-old Tallahassee man, who walked into the RNC event zone with a full-sized machete strapped to his leg, according to deputies, reports WTSP CBS News-10 in Tampa.
Wilson allegedly told deputies he didn't have to stop and that he was allowed to carry whatever he wanted.
He was wrong.
It seems Floridians are just 'whack jobs' when it comes to their machetes.
Check it out.
High Springs: Chimneysweep busted in machete attack; cited Stand Your Ground law as defense
Port St. Lucie: Gainesville: Ocala: Man attacked child with machete, cops say
Golden Gate: Man threatens woman with machete after she refuses sex acts, deputies say
Gainesville: Family feud utilizes stun gun, machete, baseball bat
Rivera Beach: Man accuses wife of cheating, chases her with machete
Palm Harbor: Deputy shot machete-wielding man in parking lot
Clearwater: Man chopped cousin's hand with machete, cops say
Stuart woman arrested after chasing boyfriend with machete, wrecking home, deputies say
Hollywood man seriously wounded in machete attack
Trenton (Levy County) man arrested for killing family dog with machete
Deputies: Orange County man attacked roommate with machete, steak knife
Man loses two fingers, thumb during machete attack in Bonita Springs
Family dispute in Ocala leads to machete attack
East Naples neighbors: ‘Flea’ attacked us with machete and hammer.
Dating the same woman? Here's one East Naple's guy's solution
Fort Pierce man accused of beating girlfriend's truck with machete
Argument over watering plants leads to murder charge in Hudson
Mount Dora man with machete says he's Jesus
Get the DUHtails at WTSP CBS News-10 in Tampa.
Photo: Hillsborough County Jail
