Urine really big trouble, dude.
If you're into the wet T-shirt thing, then go to a bar.
Don't do this.
Kenneth Lee Timmer, 41, is accused of intentionally urinating on a woman, who was an acquaintance of his, in a bathroom of a Hobe Sound mobile home and then pushing her as she called 911, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
The stream of pee struck the woman in her chest area, soaking her white tank top and causing it to have a foul odor, according to the affidavit.
Timmer, who appeared to be drunk, denied doing the nasty deed to deputies while sporting shorts wet with urine, according to the arrest report.
Photo: Martin County Sheriff's Office
Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.