Jamaican resort’s naked nuptials

Here comes the bride, all dressed in . . . nothing?

Hedonism II is looking for 10 engaged couples who would like to get married in the buff on Valentine’s Day 2012. The festivities will be televised, of course. But “please note that nudity will be blurred for television,” which might be the best line from a wedding invite ever.

A nude wedding brings up all sorts of issues. Such as:

--Where do you pin the groom’s corsage?

--Is sunscreen an appropriate wedding gift?

--If you’re naked at the ceremony, how do you know when the honeymoon starts?

--What does the groom throw when the bride isn’t even wearing a garter?

Presumably, these issues will all be worked out by Feb. 14.

This much we know for sure: Confidential online applications are due Jan. 6. To apply, go to www.hedonism.com/nudewedding. The ceremony is open to U.S. and Canadian residents only.

Up to 10 couples will be chosen to star in the cable television program, and receive a complimentary wedding and four-night stay at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica, which has hosted giant nude weddings in the past.