Some people complain that the Democrats and Republicans are barely distinguishable these days. We say: Whatever. We’re more worried about telling their convention cities apart. Yes, one gets cold in winter, while the other gets really cold. One has a winning baseball team and the other has the Colorado Rockies. One stands among mountains, one lies among lakes. But as you’re about to see, these distinctions may not be enough.

Just try and identify which city these photos were taken in. (All have been shot since March.) Afterward, check our handy head-to-head Denver/Minneapolis-St.Paul field guide. Or check the guide now and spoil the suspense. Whatever.