Week of: March 9-15, 2009
Monday, March 9
HOUSE (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) - "The Social Contract"
House and the team take on the case of Nick (guest star Jay Karnes), a book editor who starts hurling insults at coworkers during a dinner party. Nick's frontal lobe inhibition causes him to vocalize all of his innermost thoughts, resulting in extremely shocking outbursts directed at his family and the doctors trying to cure him. Meanwhile, House suspects that Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) and Taub (Peter Jacobson) are keeping something from him after he catches them both in a lie.
24 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) - "8:00 PM-9:00 PM"
Two planes have collided outside of DC, there has been an attempt on a chemical plant in Ohio, double-agents have been discovered, the First Gentleman (Colm Feore) has been kidnapped and shot - and we're only halfway through this hellacious day. Now that Dubaku (Hakeem Kae-Kazim) has been captured, his boss General Juma (Tony Todd) threatens the nation by targeting the White House. Meanwhile, steadfast President Taylor (Cherry Jones) faces a deepening foreign-policy dilemma as the international crisis literally hits home. Heroic sacrifices are made and casualties stack up as Jack Bauer's staunch defiance to uncover conspirators inside the government has critical consequences.
Tuesday, March 10
AMERICAN IDOL (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PTtape-delayed) - "12 Finalists Compete"
The Top 12 finalists takethe AMERICAN IDOL stage for the first time to perform LIVE for the nation. The contestantswill sing their hearts out in hopes of winning America's vote and surviving anotherweek in the competition. Tune in to see who impresses the judges and whobuckles under the pressure.
Wednesday, March 11
LIE TO ME (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) - "Do No Harm" - TimePeriod Premiere
In the time period premiere, Lightman (Tim Roth)and Foster (Kelli Williams) investigate the disappearance of an 11-year-oldgirl (guest star Madeline Carroll), and Loker (Brendan Hines) and Torres (MonicaRaymund) must determine whether a famous peace activist (guest star ChristineAdams) is who she claims to be and if her bestselling memoir is true.
AMERICAN IDOL (9:00-10:00 PM ET live/PTtape-delayed) - "1 of 12 Voted Off" - Time Period Premiere
The first finalist will be eliminated from thecompetition and sent home during the LIVE results show.
Thursday, March 12
BONES (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) - "The Bones That Foam"
In an episode directed by BONES star David Boreanaz, bungee-jumping newlyweds plunge off a bridge on theirwedding day only to come face-to-face with a corpse lying at the bottom of the gorge.After ruling out suicide, Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Booth (Boreanaz) and the Jeffersonianteam try to determine the cause of death. When they notice an unknown substanceoozing from the body, the lab is thrown into immediate lockdown, and theyrealize they have only 24 hours to unravel the mystery before the bonesdisintegrate.
HELL'S KITCHEN (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) - "11 ChefsCompete"
The teams feel the heat when Chef Ramsay challenges them toprepare food for a bar mitzvah. Although the chefs perform one of their bestservices yet, the intensity of HELL'S KITCHEN keeps dinner from being perfect,and the night's elimination leaves ten chefs in the kitchen.
Friday, March 13
TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES (8:00-9:01PM ET/PT) - "Today is the Day, Part 1 of 2"
In the first part of a game-changing two-part installment,Jesse (guest star Stephanie Jacobsen) flashes back to a life-alteringmission aboard her submarine, the Jimmy Carter. Meanwhile, Sarah (LenaHeadey) and John (Thomas Dekker) decide they can't continueliving in their house and make plans to leave.
DOLLHOUSE (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) - "True Believer"
Imprinted as a blind girl, Echo must infiltratea heavily guarded cult run by a charismatic leader (guest star Brian Bloom)before a Waco-like tragedy strikes.
Saturday, March 14
COPS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) - "COPS: On The Run"
Suspects have police on the run with high-speed carchases and frantic foot pursuits, including some thirsty thieves in Hillsborough County, FL, who runout of breath - and beer.
COPS (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) - "COPS: Evidence...What Evidence?#2"
Even with evidence caught on tape, suspects in Rancho Cucamonga, CA; Broward Country, FL; and Las Vegas claim innocencein an encore episode.
AMERICA'S MOST WANTED(9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) - "AMW: Baby Bones Special Edition"
Astartling discovery in the woods of New Jersey has haunted investigators for years. The charred remains of a small child werefound just 50 feet off a busy interstate, and despite numerous clues recoveredat the scene, investigators have never been able to identify the small victimdubbed "Baby Bones."
MADtv (11:00 PM-Midnight ET/PT)
The Kardashian family - Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris Jenner andBruce Jenner - guest-star on MADtv to battle it out on "Celebrity Family Feud"hosted by "Al Roker" (Keegan-Michael Key). Plus, guest star Tila Tequila jumpsinto party mode reporting from the beaches of spring break with fellow CNNspecial correspondent "Tank" (Bobby Lee).
TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN (Midnight-12:30 AMET/PT)
Actor/director/writer Carl Reiner and online comedy sensationBo Burnham visit Spike Feresten on an all-new TALKSHOW.
Sunday, March 15
HOLE IN THE WALL (7:00-8:00 PM ET/PT)
An all-new episode features soccer moms versus hiphop moms, and the second game is a battle of the food servers as the pretzelposse competes against the flying tortillas.
THE SIMPSONS (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) - "Gone MaggieGone"
In this take on "National Treasure,"Maggie disappears at a convent, and Lisa goes undercover as a nun to solve amystery involving a rare jewel.
KING OF THE HILL (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) - "UncoolCustomer"
Asking for a cassette tape at a record storemakes Peggy realize how uncool she really is. Determined to learn what is "in," shebefriends Katt Savage (guest voice Kate Walsh), the coolest mom at Bobby's newcotillion class, who takes Peggy on new adventures to trendy places, introducesher to new people and shows her the new fashion trends. Peggy's new-foundskills are put to the test when Katt invites Bobby and Peggy to her daughter's comingout party.
FAMILY GUY (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) - "The Juice IsLoose"
Peter cashes in a raffle ticket he won in 1989 and the prize is agolf outing with O.J. Simpson, whom Peter befriends and brings home to thefamily. But the residents of Quahog aren't welcoming to the new resident.
AMERICAN DAD (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) - "Jack's Back"
Steve signs Stan up for a father-son biketournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his dad nevertaught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Stevehelps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internshipcredit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in theattic.Copyright © 2014, Los Angeles Times