Davis Sorry for 'Firecrotch' Rant

Drew BarrymoreParis HiltonTom GreenBrandon DavisMischa BartonLindsay Lohan

After a thorough mouth-cleansing with a bar of antibacterial soap, Brandon Davis is apologizing for calling Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch."

A week ago, when only a few people around America knew or cared about the wealthy ne'er-do-anything, the Paris Hilton party pal opened his mouth and spewed forth filth about the "Just My Luck" star's lack of sex appeal and purely speculative intimate details about her body. TMZ.com caught these drunken ramblings on video for online delectation, prompting Davis to issue an apology.

"My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable," he says in a statement curiously devoid of expletives and colorful anatomical descriptions. "What started out as a joke got completely carried away, and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week."

Well, all must be forgiven, even if he did dub his "friend" a "firecrotch" because of red-haired pubic region, insult her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, cast aspersions on her hygiene, exaggerate her feminine anatomy and call her poor -- about $7 million poor.

While "firecrotch" probably won't be worming its way into the O.E.D. anytime in the next century, it's already made its way onto T-shirts available online. And who knows how long before it's featured in a song -- perhaps by Hilton herself?

Davis is the grandson of late oil billionaire and film mogul Marvin Davis. Davis, the foul-mouthed younger one, once dated Drew Barrymore after she split with husband Tom Green and most recently went out with "The O.C.'s" Mischa Barton. The two were introduced at a charity event in February 2004, dated for about a year, and then broke up in July 2005.

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