Beyonce Singer/Jay-Z's trophy wife/Wannabe Oscar-nominated actress Why we'd strand her: Because despite being the cheerleader for single ladies and commitment, she is all about showing off what real women just don't have -- a body that can fit in a catsuit like Eartha Kitt used to. Chances of survival: Fairly good. After all, she screamed at the top of her lungs, "I'm a survivor, I ain't gon' give up ..." -- Darcel Rockett
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