"Nobody thinks, oh my God, if I could only be Rosie O'Donnell, an overweight lesbian who yells too much." -- Rosie, on why she's relatable "If you notice, I've had a pedicure." -- On preparing to see Oprah Winfrey "Look at her. She's blotchy, she's panicking. I could be Mariah [Carey] up here,... Getty Images