You know him from: "SpongeBob SquarePants" Pirate type: Ill-tempered animated ghost Talk like this pirate if: You disdain window displays and Halloween. Key quotes: "I haven't worn shoes for over 5000 years! But sometimes, I like to wear this sock over me ghostly tail." "Who dares back sass the Flying Dutchman?"
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