Kim Kardashian’s divorce: The best Twitter reactions

The couple in happier, kissier times.

Today’s news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are calling it Kuits (she’s filing for divorce after 72 days) has got the Twitterverse going nuts.

For the People story on the not-that-unexpected break-up, go here. And before we hear what really went down (if we ever do) check out our favorite break-up reactions on Twitter (so far).

@katespencer: “If I were a guest at that wedding I would want my gift(s) & time back.”

@DarkSideIntern: “Kim Kardashian is divorcing. Sir MixALot plans to pull up quick to retrieve it.”


@DVNJr: “Kim Kardashian sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 million. Her marriage lasted 72 days. That comes to a nifty $10,358.80 per hour.”

@CraDav: “Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce. During this difficult time, the Kardashian family requests as much attention as possible.”

@Sid_Seixeiro: “Kim Kardashian filing for divorce. Not the first time Kris Humphries has been released.”

@heyitsurban: “This hashtag. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage”


@DanWolken: I’ll give Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries this. Their marriage lasted longer than the revival of Charlie’s Angels.”

@FarmerWaltz: “Don’t worry, Kim - there are plenty of “K"-named fish in the sea.”

@PeytonsHead: “If you picked “Lockout” in the “What will last longer, the NBA lockout or Kris Humphries’ marriage to Kim Kardashian” pool, you win!”

@questlove: "......Wait, Kim Kardashian got married?”