I touch myself

When you’re accused of having sex with an underage prostitute then beating her up a little, you want to come up with a good line of defense. Call it what you will but the one that Lawrence Taylor might be going with revolves around "I only touched myself." Yep, according to a source close to the star, Taylor will be saying that he chose to go with his own helping hand rather than going near the prostitute -- and that her beating came from the pimp. Helpful tip for Lawrence; it's so much cheaper/easier/less hassle to open up some porn on the computer than order in. Click to read more.
Seth Harrison / Associated Press
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