Mt. Emmy: Who is willing to streak down Sunset Blvd. for the win?

To scale the heights of the Emmys, wrap yourself in raves and pack lots of buzz.

To scale the heights of the Emmys, wrap yourself in raves and pack lots of buzz.  (Kevin P. Casey / Los Angeles Times)

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ALWAYS TASTEFUL:

Amy Poehler on how she’d display her Emmy if she won: “I would design an apartment around it. I have no room for false modesty. It would be the first thing you saw when you walked into the place.”   (Valerie Macon / Getty Images)

LOOPHOLE ALERT:

An ad in Variety says that if “Modern Family” wins for comedy series, sexy costar Sofia Vergara will run naked down Sunset Boulevard. Good deal, right? But watch the fine print. The naked cast member could change without notice — and there are a few we’d rather not see.  (Chris Pizzello / Associated Press)

OH, THE IRONY:

Having Conan O’Brien win as outstanding talk-show host would be pretty delicious, if only to see whether he mentions Jay Leno and NBC in his acceptance speech.   (Jeff Christensen / Associated Press)

THE REAL SURVIVOR:

After a series of serious medical problems, Bret Michaels came back to “Celebrity Apprentice”— and won. We are, at this very minute, molding an Emmy statuette adorned with long hair and a bandanna.   (Gus Ruelas / Associated Press)

ALL-AROUND FAVE:

One show fit all categories this season: “ RuPaul‘s Drag Race.” Can we get an amen for Pandora Boxx’s Carol Channing imitation (comedy!), Raven and Tatianna’s bickering (drama!) and that crazy senior citizen’s drag challenge (reality!).   (Mark Boster / Los Angeles Times)