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Squirrel should take early retirement

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Well, I note that in the March 1 edition of the GNP that another of Glendale Water & Power’s busy squirrels has caused still another power outage.

Perhaps he can be induced, like many of the other squirrels in that department, to take an early retirement and start drawing his pension (he can always come back as a consultant and get a few more bags of acorns).

With the weather starting to warm up and the inevitable turning on of air conditioning units, I assume we will be getting back to our daily outages, a hallmark of this city. The squirrel department at Glendale Water & Power can look to full employment.

Jim Weling, Glendale

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