Pranks, apparently, aren’t what they used to be.
During the last 12 months, high school rivals in both Burbank and Glendale have attempted to mar each other’s symbols — and failed. Or, to be generous, halfway succeeded.
Last November, a group of Glendale High School supporters tried to change the “H” above Brand Boulevard to a “G.” Though even self-described Hoover High fans lauded the attempt, it is more accurate to call it a grand failure. Squinting, you might have been able to tell what the prank was trying to accomplish, but the “H” clearly survived the onslaught.
And on Thursday, partisans of Burroughs High School tried to paint the “B” above Burbank High red — but ran out of paint, or were otherwise distracted, before the job was completed. I suppose one could argue they meant to paint only half, as the school’s colors are red and white. But with considerably less than half of the “B” red, that explanation has somewhat less weight.
Now, it’s not really clear that the “B” belongs to Burbank High School, though the hillside marker is physically closer to that school. After all, both schools (and the city, obviously) begin with the same letter. But local mythology and tradition give ownership of the letter to Burbank High.
No one has taken responsibility for the painting, though I suppose that’s understandable. It would be doubly embarrassing to be pinched for half-completed vandalism.
Interestingly enough, the idea that someone would mess with the “B” was contemplated by the group that recently renovated it, Leadership Burbank. The 2010 class of the civic engagement group shined up the letter as its group project, finishing up the work last spring.
Don St. Clair, a vice president at Woodbury University and one of Leadership Burbank’s facilitators, said the group discussed whether funds should be set aside for maintenance, or, ahem, “repairs.”
“We knew that at some point, this was going to happen,” he said.
Despite this, St. Clair said his first reaction upon seeing the painted letter was, well, bemusement.
“My first response was ‘Yup, someone painted the B,’” he said, adding he was speaking only for himself, not the group.
Mike Thomas, the current chair of the Leadership Burbank board, acknowledged he was a bit irritated by the vandalism.
“They’re trying to be jokers, but they don’t understand there’s a cost,” he said.
Thomas, who is the co-owner of Liberty Building Maintenance and Service Inc., said the 2010 class did establish a clean-up fund. He said he wasn’t sure what the cost would be, or how quickly the fix could occur.
“I did see it on the Internet this morning,” Thomas said Friday afternoon. “I shook my head and said, ‘We’re going to deal with it.’”
It’s a bit hard to believe that the end of the year is so close, though the ever-earlier decorations — the Americana at Brand Christmas tree went up before Halloween — and the fact that the sun sets before 5 p.m. do provide rather obvious clues.
Despite the early dark, there are certainly a few things to be looking forward to. On Dec. 4, I’m going to have the honor of participating in the Montrose Christmas Parade. As in past years, the parade is scheduled to feature classic cars, bands and Santa Claus — arriving via a Glendale Police Department helicopter.
Last year, my wife Donna and I got to ride in an incredibly maintained convertible from the Prohibition era. Steve Pierce, a former Crescenta Valley Town Council president and one of the parade’s main organizers, has told me to expect to be impressed again.
DAN EVANS is the editor. Reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org.