Education Matters: Giving readers a fun little quiz

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This week was the last confrontation between my seniors and juniors in a contest billed as "Ultimate Americana." Call it cultural literacy or trivia — it's a collection of questions and associations to stretch young minds, challenge their intellect and occasionally test their sense of humor.

I offer a sampling to you my readers. I've done, or perhaps overdone this in this space with other quizzes (occupational hazard), but the following 50 items were part of "The Final Conflict" here at school, and the all important bragging rights that went to the winner. This year the juniors buried the seniors.

So put your mind to work for a few minutes and struggle with a few straight-forward questions, half-questions/word associations, quirky clues — and then place yourself on the following scale, which is roughly based on my students' performance on the more expansive 300-question contest:

40 to 50 = Excellent

30 to 49 = Good

20 to 29 = Fair

10 to 19 = Poor

0 to 9 = Ugh

1. Baseball name; 48 hours

2. Spanish for "pelican"; no escaping it

3. Comic book teen; armchair redneck

4. They comfort me, according to the 23rd

5. Early '60s dance; African tribe

6. Old chewing gum; Pershing nickname; 21 declaration

7. Dancing stick; intermediate place

8. When was "Blackbird singing"?

9. What, according to Polonius (in Hamlet) is the "soul of wit"?

10. Who was "Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee"?

11. Muffett's food; Iraqi minority

12. When he visited, he stayed above the fire station.

13. Larceny + force or fear of force =

14. What civil wrong was O.J. found guilty of in his wife's death?

15. Alex Haley's main character

16. Flower; kissing requirement

17. Oxymoronic motorcyclists

18. Famous sergeant; island companion

19. Chess board squares; Beatle old age

20. Audacity in Yiddish

21. Acronym for pampered women at the synagogue

22. Song upon entering Sleeping Beauty's Castle

23. Superman's main adversary and his girlfriends share what?

24. Elvis is the King; Bruce Springsteen is

25. The 20th reduced it by four months

26. Biblical resurrection; Statue author

27. T.S. Eliot poem; Weber musical

28. Island; potent marijuana

29. Where were "these little town shoes" walking?

30. Method of quitting; late for Thanksgiving

31. Famous Christmas street minus all black Civil War regiment =

32. Kevorkian word; young people in China

33. Luigi's complaint to stinky friend; state motto

34. Pinocchio and Jonah both . . . .

35. Beatles song answer to "Why"

36. Adjective preceding big green guy

37. Baseball month; psychiatric condition

38. Rapid transit acronym; Simpson name

39. "Why was I not made of stone like thee" speaker

40. Tim Robbins-Morgan Freeman movie; Scout knot sound-alike

41. High flyers vs. ocean carnivores = Bernstein gangs

42. Lift and separate; cross your heart — ad slogans for what three-letter word

43. What movie took place at Rydell High School?

44. Peanut butter; lube joint; quick time =

45. Next door neighbors of Vivian and William

46. Once French, moved to Canada and finally to Louisiana; distinct cuisine and music

47. Keroac novel; Willy Nelson add-on

48. Her last name liberates me, her book liberated millions of women

49. Rock group; sleep acronym

50. Marxist drug reference to religion

BONUS: (5 points — what to say to a Brit at the urinal (You'll like this if it gets past the censor)


1. Doubleday; 2. Alcatraz; 3. Archie; 4. Rod and staff (23rd psalm); 5. The Watusi; 6. Blackjack; 7. Limbo; 8. "in the dead of night"; 9. Brevity; 10. Davey Crockett; 11. Curds, Kurds; 12. Walt Disney (at Disneyland); 13. Robbery; 14. Wrongful death; 15. Kunta Kinte; 16. Tulips; 17. Hells Angels; 18. Friday; 19. Sixty-Four; 20. Chutzpah ; 21. JAP (Jewish American Princess); 22. "When you Wish Upon a Star"; 23. Alliteration of the letter 'L' (Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, Lana Lang); 24. "The Boss"; 25. The lame duck period; 26. Lazarus (Emma); 27. "Cats"; 28. "Maui Wowie"; 29. NYC; 30. Cold Turkey; 31. 20 (Miracle on 34th subtracted from 54th Regiment); 32. Euthanasia; 33. Eureka!; 34. Swallowed by a whale; 35. "Because"; 36. Incredible (Hulk); 37. October Madness; 38. BART; 39. Quasimoto; 40. "Shawshank Redemption"; Sheepshank; 41. Jets vs. Sharks (from "West Side Story"); 42. Bra; 43. "Grease"; 44. Jiffy; 45. Desi and Lucy; 46. Cajuns; 47. "On The Road," "On The Road Again"; 48. Betty Friedan ("The Feminine Mystique"); 49. R.E.M.; 50. Opiate; BONUS: European.

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