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Patton Oswalt’s live-bird stunt for Spirit Awards gets grounded

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Patton Oswalt’s wings have been clipped. A week after the actor, comedian and Spirit Awards host declared his intention to replace the ceremony’s usual avian-themed trophies with live birds, show organizer Film Independent announced that those plans have been grounded.

The birds “refused to cooperate,” Film Independent said in a statement, which was accompanied by a humorous video professing to show Oswalt rehearsing with a dove. The tongue-in-cheek spot implies that the feathered prizes weren’t getting along, with the dove being eaten by a majestic eagle.

No animals, we’re sure, were harmed in the making of the video.

A person familiar with the show’s plans said that organizers had, indeed, intended to carry out some sort of stunt involving live birds at the ceremony, which will be held in a tent on the beach in Santa Monica on March 1 and telecast that evening on IFC.

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The gag, however, wasn’t working out during rehearsals, prompting organizers to film the 30-second video spot as a sort of acknowledgment and make-good.

While speaking to reporters last week, Oswalt wouldn’t go into many specifics about the show, offering only some details — the birds would be not be confined and would be handled by presenters and winners alike, he said — but also a healthy dose of jokes, as when he claimed each bird would get its own hotel suite at a beachside hotel.

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In light of Oswalt’s persistent coyness and the overall absurdity of the notion of handing out live animals at an award ceremony, it isn’t surprising that the birds will be a no-show — but it is a bit of a letdown considering how heavily the proposed prizes had been touted.

Presumably Oswalt has now learned the old show-biz adage that one should never work with children or animals. You might call it a cardinal rule.

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