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By Deborah Netburn and Joseph A. Kapsch, Times staff writers Stay home. You love the clubs, but do the clubs love you? They lure you with their VIP areas, and wild party in the limelight, but its not helping. Youre overexposed. Youre under-nourished. You dont get enough sleep. Give it a rest.

By Deborah Netburn and Joseph A. Kapsch, Times staff writers Stay home. You love the clubs, but do the clubs love you? They lure you with their VIP areas, and wild party in the limelight, but its not helping. Youre overexposed. Youre under-nourished. You dont get enough sleep. Give it a rest. (Lester Cohen / WireImage.com)

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Go back to school. Some extra schooling will definitely help the next time you send a sympathy text after the death of somebody famous. We understand that writing may not be your thing, and that people write more casually when they use a blackberry, but that mistake riddled message you wrote about Robert Altman was not a good look.

Go back to school. Some extra schooling will definitely help the next time you send a sympathy text after the death of somebody famous. We understand that writing may not be your thing, and that people write more casually when they use a blackberry, but that mistake riddled message you wrote about Robert Altman was not a good look. (WireImage.com)

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