Nicole Richie is looking to get her tramp stamp removed in the first episode of her
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"It just means a certain thing, and I don't want to be part of that group," the 31-year-old mother of two said.
Here are a few other shenanigans and highlights from the
She visits Dr. Tattoff, you know, the one from those in-your-face ads. And she proceeds to call him that, only to be corrected by an assistant. It turns out this doc's real name is Dr. Will Kirby.
She has nine tattoos
, which she tells other clients in the doctor's waiting room all about. "The first one I got in a room inside of a garage and the guy actually took out a gun and asked my friend to hold it while he tattooed me. I was 14 and I got a Chinese 'love symbol.'" Apparently it didn't mean what it was supposed to.
This quote: "I mean I'm light-skinned for a black person, which I am, but in like the regular world I'm actually olive-skinned," she tells the nurse matter of factly. We're pretty sure she knows who you are, Nicole.
The pain of removing a tattoo is like having bacon grease splatter on your arm. "Don't I need to be like shot up with numbing something? Injections are just more comforting," she said.
She got her "tramp stamp" at age 16 when she was "an idiot and I didn't want my parents to see."
Childbirth is the worst pain she's ever experienced. Richie has two kids, Harlow and Sparrow, with husband
SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't get it removed! Laser
And there you have it. As #candid as ever.
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