Stagecoach vs. Coachella

KEY ACCESSORIES:
Coachella: Blackberry, chewing gum-adhered VIP wristband
Stagecoach: Folding chair  (Spencer Weiner / LAT)

CUISINE:
Coachella: Tofu-stuffed naan
Stagecoach: Dollar ribs from around the nation  (Larry Crowe / AP)

RIDE:
Coachella: 1990 Honda Civic. Stagecoach: 2005 Ford Explorer, with prominent American flag decal.  (Justin Sullivan / Getty Images)

CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE:
Coachella: Brooklyn and London [Jarvis Cocker]
Stagecoach: Nashville and Texas  (Frazer Harrison / Getty Images)

CELEBRITY CAMEO:
Coachella: Ingenue Scarlett Johansson, singing with the Jesus and Mary Chain
Stagecoach: Keyboard great spooner Oldham, sitting in with the Drive-By Truckers  (Kevin Winter / Getty Images)

ROTE ONSTAGE COMMENT
Coachella: “No more war”
Stagecoach: “God bless”  (Plinio Lepri / AP)

IMPULSE PURCHASE
Coachella: Pithy t-shirt
Stagecoach: Embossed saddle  (Alec Richards / AP)

BETE NOIR:
Coachella: Blazing heat
Stagecoach: Sound bleed  (Spencer Weiner / LAT)

BANDANA USAGE
Coachella: Ironic
Stagecoach: Quite practical, thank you very much.  (Spencer Weiner / LAT)

OBJECT OF ONE’S RAGE
Coachella: The Machine, obviously
Stagecoach: Garrison Keillor  (Branimir Kvartuc / AP)

PREFERRED WEBSITE
Coachella: Pitchforkmedia.com [founder Ryan Schreiber]
Stagecoach: Countryhookup.com  (Anthony Robert La Penna / For The Times)

GUILTY PLEASURE:
Coachella: Mika
Stagecoach: Leaving early to hit up The Beer Hunter.  (Karl Walter / Getty Images)

ACCMMODATIONS:
Coachella: A house in Palm Springs some publicist hooked you up with.
Stagecoach: Your cousin’s RV.  (Myung J. Chun / LAT)

BIGGEST FEAR:
Coachella: That the VIP tent would run out of vodka before Paul van Dyk went on.
Stagecoach: Nancy Pelosi.  (Charles Rex Arbogast / AP)

HANGOVER REMEDY
Coachella: Organic omelet, date smoothie
Stagecoach: More beer  (Myung J. Chun / LAT)