Wait a minute, the Clippers always losewhy do you have to pay to watch them?
Kid of about eight to his parents in line at Staples Center
Im an atheist of the Jewish persuasion.
Pedestrian on the Venice Boardwalk to a man handing out free literature
Is there a Facebook app thatll give a man balls?
Woman at the Hollywood Farmers Market
Its expensive being a wealthy American.
A husbands response to his wife after receiving the bill at Morels Bistro
I think the stock market is being very unpatriotic.
Guy on cell phone at the Water Grill
I had lunch. I didnt have gay lunch.
Mans answer to, Did you have that lunch with your gay friend?
Wed probably know them if they were more famous.
Two friends shopping for shoes at Neimans
Feeling inadequate doesnt have a ZIP code.
Comeback to, You sure do move a lot
I live on the wrong side of the right hill.
Shopper at the Grove, in response to, How do you like living in Sherman Oaks?
These days, Im experimenting with optimism.
Policeman having lunch at Pitfire Pizza downtown