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John Waters' cruel teases

John WatersDownton Abbey (tv program)
The bumpers for the show, read by announcer John Waters, promised such bits as a "Downton Abbey" spoiler session and a tribute to the actors whose careers had died in 2011. Of course, these bits were all jokes, but it seemed like a cruel joke in that they seemed more interesting than anything... Frederic J. Brown / AFP/Getty Images