10 alternative punishments for Paris
In the spirit of appropriate retribution, here are 10 punishments more fitting to her multi-year crime spree against entertainment consumers:
1. Hilton will be forced to spend 45 days with her new court appointed BFF with whom she’ll be wearing matching outfits and friendship bracelets: Melinda Doolittle.
1. Hilton will be forced to spend 45 days with her new court appointed BFF with whom she’ll be wearing matching outfits and friendship bracelets: Melinda Doolittle.
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