The Ministry presents: horrible 2009 fashion trends that must live forever
Champions: Rihanna, Katy Perry and anybody who’s a fan of the high-fashion design duo the Blonds. A few spikes on the shoulder (a la Fergie) are not enough ... (Theo Wargo / Getty Images)
There was a lot of good men’s facial scruff this year, but unless it’s braided -- I’m looking at you, Brad Pitt -- it ain’t 2009. (Koji Sasahara / Associated Press)
OK, so, these were never really a trend, and to be totally up front about it, designer Alexander McQueen calls them armadillo shoes, or something, but if
... there was also Daphne Guinness. (Mike Coppola / Getty Images)
I will not say that Justin Timberlake rocked these big black frames this year, because, like booties, after this post, I will never use the word “rocked” in that capacity again. But he did wear them quite well, and I’m sure whatever artful Italian heists he pulled were a smashing success.
-- Leslie Gornstein
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