
After three weeks of voting for your favorite Joel Stein wannabe (and Stein worrying about his job), we have a winner -- and it isn't Stein! Congratulations to
Sam Apple, whose submission "
America's next top mohel" came out on top of the Be Joel Stein contest.
Read the submissions by the runners-up,
Stein's Op-Ed column in today's paper and a
transcript of Stein's live chat about the contest.
The self-obsessed Sesame Street Muppet is destroying all that is holy on children's TV.
By Joel Stein
Drive yourself crazy with preschool.
By Suzanne Robertson
When your toilet has had enough of your crap, what do you do?
By Jason Rohan
Her frozen assets generate no heat.
By George Waters