In head-to-head competitions, the person with the lowest score usually loses, except in golf. And that makes perfect sense.
But we’re not living in a rational world here, fellow fans. We’re in “Dancing With the Stars” land. And at least statistically, the cellar-dweller celebrity doesn’t go home in the first elimination.
But he did this time. Geraldo Rivera, Fox News correspondent and admitted awful dancer, became the first star to be eliminated in season 22. Cue sighs of relief from fellow poor scorers Mischa Barton and Doug Flutie, who are sticking around to hoof it another day. Their fans voted for them, regardless of their (lack of) dancing prowess.
The real surprise...