American Music Awards

We watched so you don't have to: Ten AMA 'highlights'

We watched so you don't have to: Ten AMA 'highlights'

If you’re like millions of wise Americans, you skipped the American Music Awards on Sunday. The most dumbfounding awards show on network television, each year the AMAs celebrate top-selling artists with sharpened, weapon-like trophies and a roster of talent that on Sunday spilled from the stage.

It was even hosted by Jennifer Lopez in her many form-fitting outfits, but still you didn’t watch. Didn’t even bother to record. 

Good on you. But millions of people care about this thing, so you may be asked over the next few days for your reaction to certain events that transpired. 

Whatever you do, don’t watch the whole thing. You have...