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New England Patriots will steal Super Bowl XLIX
New England Patriots will steal Super Bowl XLIX

Football pumps will cringe in fear. Ragged hoodies will run and hide. "Cheaters" can start making plans for an Emmy. I hate writing this as much as I hate Tom Brady's smug grin under that silly ski cap, but I have no choice. Super Bowl XLIX — the game whose Roman numerals make it sound like a laxative — is going to be cleaned out by the New England Patriots. Sad but sad, Sunday's game at University of Phoenix Stadium here will be stolen by the most calculating, corner-cutting, coldblooded villains to come out of Boston since that city's Olympic organizing committee. Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, the most unsettling tandem since liver and onions,...

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