If traipsing through the mall with the gift-hungry mob has all the appeal of a green-cherry-packed fruitcake, think institutional: Ventura County's museums and libraries offer wonderfully offbeat solutions to your annual holiday gift problems.
Consider this for the history buff on your list: The Ventura County Museum of History and Art sells a T-shirt displaying a Chumash Indian pictograph--four stick figures standing together on a board. Museum personnel call it "Chumash surfing."
You won't find it at the mall, which is why the museum's gift shop manager, Lisa Huff, thinks the museum is a boon for holiday shoppers.
"It's a little, secluded secret," she said. "You don't have the crowd scene. The atmosphere is pleasant; it's calm and soothing with background music." Docents who operate the shop have the time and knowledge to help shoppers, and there's no waiting, she said.
It's that way at several of these out-of-the-way spots. (Some museums that charge a fee allow free entrance for shopping.) Here's a listing of where you can go and what you'll find.
Ventura County Museum of History and Art
100 E. Main St., Ventura, 653-0323. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday through Sunday.
For art lovers, a videotape titled "You Are the Miracle" ($24.95) features interviews with legendary Ojai artist Beatrice Wood and noted Ojai potters Vivika and Otto Heino, along with two other Southern California artists.
You'll find pots from the Heinos' collection ($60 and up), and prints ($25 to $40) by the late Jessie Arms Botke, the Santa Paula painter whose work the museum recently exhibited. Her autobiography ($27.95) includes many of her bird and flower prints.
Other nifty ideas: wooden whirligig-style birds ($16.95) by Ojai artists Jim and Shar Webb, books on the Channel Islands and Ventura County's history including a popular new one, "The St. Francis Dam Disaster Revisited" ($15).
Stocking stuffers: refrigerator magnets with Chumash pictographs, beaded jewelry.
Kid stuff: finger puppets, coloring books featuring marine wildlife, tiny cornhusk dolls, "Island of the Blue Dolphin" by Scott O'Dell.
Ronald Reagan Presidential Library
40 Presidential Drive, Simi Valley, 522-8444. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily.
For the truly dedicated Reagan fan, you can pick up an autographed copy of the newly published "The Wisdom and Humor of the Great Communicator," edited by Frederick J. Ryan Jr. It will run you $150 for a copy with Ron's signature, $40 for Nancy's, $250 for both, or $17.95 for the unadorned version.
Coinciding with the current exhibit of Prince Charles' watercolors, the gift shop is selling a coffee table book, "HRH Prince of Wales--Watercolours," for $40 unsigned.
Other nifty ideas: a piece of the Berlin Wall ($4.95); kits for needlepoint pillows that spell out "Rawhide" and "Rainbow," the Secret Service code names for the Reagans ($14.95); a three-dimensional puzzle of the White House ($24.50); golf balls with the presidential seal ($10 for three). Also, porcelain elephants, jewelry, mugs, glasses, dishes, visors and T-shirts, all emblazoned with the official seal.
Stocking stuffers: key rings, pencils, pens, letter openers.
Kid stuff: yo-yos, sticker books, coloring books, a ruler listing all the presidents.
Olivas Adobe Museum
4200 Olivas Park Drive, Ventura, 644-4346. Open daily, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Meredith Stevens, a docent at the century-old hacienda, spent five years researching her new book, "House of Olivas," which sells here for $14. It's all about the Olivas family, the clan of rancher Don Raymundo Olivas, his wife Dona Teodora and their 21 children. But the best bargain is "Mexican Cookery," a casual collection of Mexican recipes from the kitchens of the museum's docents ($1.50).
Other nifty ideas: a print of the Olivas Adobe (25 cents), city of Ventura calendars ($9.95), books by historian Richard Senate about local ghosts ($2 to $7), necklaces made from bread dough ($15).
Stocking stuffers: For the person who truly has everything, there's a tiny wrapped package with a poem advising the recipient never to tear off the wrapping, but simply to know it is a gift from the heart.
Kid stuff: handmade string doll, ponytail bands.
Stagecoach Inn Museum
51 S. Ventu Park Road, Newbury Park, 498-9441. Open 1 to 4 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday.
This place is a gold mine if the person on your list is a nut about old things, especially gadgets and gizmos in use when this old inn was in its heyday. Some items are genuinely old while others are reproductions.
You'll find such things as old porcelain dolls ($52 to $66), hand-sewn bonnets for women and children ($8) and a miniature bowling game with 10 clothespins and a little ball ($6.25).
Other nifty ideas: old-fashioned scented soaps ($1.50), elaborate handmade tree ornaments (under $6), seasonal place mats made from greeting cards ($2).
Stocking stuffers: a tiny pincushion with elastic to fit on a finger.
Kid stuff: kazoos, kits to make a stagecoach or train, and arrowheads.
Ojai Valley Historical Society and Museum
109 S. Montgomery St., Ojai, 646-2290. Hours are 1 to 4 p.m. every day except Tuesday.
Books are the big sellers here. Where else could you find the hilarious "Vanishing American Outhouse," photos and folklore about you-know-what by Ronald S. Barlow ($17), as well as more sober works such as "Chumash Healing" by Phillip L. Walker and Travis Hudson ($17) and "The Rock Paintings of the Chumash" ($37.50) by Campbell Grant?
Other nifty ideas: bottles of real gold flakes ($6.50).
Stocking stuffers: wooden fit-in-your-hand puzzles, endangered species pins.
Kid stuff: kachina dolls and rattles.
Gull Wings Children's Museum
418 W. 4th St., Oxnard, 483-3005. Open Wednesday through Friday and Sunday, 1 to 5 p.m., and Saturday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
The kid stuff in this gift shop is fun, educational and affordably priced, like the animal mobiles kids can cut out, color and put together ($3.50).
Other nifty ideas: inflatable globe ($4.95), photo sun-print kits ($3), plastic flute ($4), rubber stamp bug set ($7.95), human and animal skeleton kits ($3.75 to $4.95).
Stocking stuffers: plastic animals, seashells, compasses, magnets, rocks.
Strathearn Historical Park and Museum
137 Strathearn Place (behind Kmart), Simi Valley, 526-6453. Hours are 1 to 4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday; tours Wednesday at 1 p.m.
Guess who's coming for tea? Tea is the thing here, and you'll find teapots ($18 to $25), tea cozies to keep your tea toasty ($6 to $9), and gift baskets with tea, mugs, scone mix, etc. ($12 to $18).
Other nifty ideas: antique dish reproductions ($18 to $20), china dolls ($25 to $30), a new booklet, "Ventura County Landmarks and Points of Interest ($7) and prints from around the county ($10).
Stocking stuffers: bicentennial souvenirs including pins and pencils.
Kid stuff: colored rabbit's foot key chains, toy tea set.
Oxnard Public Library
251 South A St., Oxnard, 385-7500. Open 10:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. Monday through Thursday, and 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Saturday.
Yes, some libraries do have gift shops. The neat thing about this one is its T-shirt collection ($12.50 to $18) featuring authors such as Mary Higgins Clark, Sue Grafton, Tony Hillerman, James Thurber and Mark Twain ("Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint").
Other nifty ideas: music boxes ($10), ornate mugs ($12 to $13), baskets made in Zimbabwe ($32 to $34).
Stocking stuffers: finger puppets knitted by a docent, jewelry, stickers.
Kid stuff: magic doodads, rings, educational place mats, puzzles.
Thousand Oaks Library
2400 Willow Lane, Thousand Oaks, 497-6282. Open 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday, and 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday.
Where else but in a library could you find this item? A lap reader, which is a tapered pillow with straps to hold your book open ($32.50). Another hard-to-find gem is the Jumping Jacks, wooden animals that move by pulling strings--the folk-toy creations of Oak View's Terrie and Richard Floyd ($25).
Other nifty ideas: miniature wind chimes ($6 to $15), clocks, jewelry, bookends, designer totes and umbrellas.
Stocking stuffers: designer pens, glitzy checkbook covers, gold-leaf bookmarks.
Kid stuff: a kit to make paper flying machines inspired by Leonardo da Vinci, puppets, big stuffed animal pillows, kaleidoscopes.