Why we like him: Thanks fans for birthday wishes, shares bad traffic sentiments related to the Grand Prix of Baltimore (Orioles players -- so like us) and comments that Olympic fencing is “badass.”
Our favorite tweet: “Call me maybe. The end. Goodnight.” (Karl Merton Ferron/Baltimore Sun)
Otherwise known as the only Orioles to follow on Twitter.
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Followers: 6,051
Why we like him: Actual tweet: “What you Twerking with”; another actual tweet: “New World Order. Aka Land of Hoes.”
Our favorite tweet: All of them (Karl Merton Ferron / Baltimore Sun)
Followers: 20,644
Why we like him: Pretty darn hilarious. Says Rihanna sings like she’s having a seizure, and urges people to follow Chris Davis because he likes Justin Bieber and flexing his forearms. Also, tweets a photo of his dog looking for squirrels in the snow.
Our favorite tweet: “Does anyone have or know where I could find a video of my face saving catch today? I need to prove to my grandma that I am athletic.” (Karl Merton Ferron/Baltimore Sun)
