Lohan Relaunch: An Open Letter to Lindsay

Dear Lindz,

You rock. We totally mean that. You're our favorite of the tabloid celebrities. We appreciate your operatic life (Paris gets in fights with Shana Moakler, you get abducted by your dad). Plus, you have talent. We haven't forgotten "Mean Girls."

But here's the thing: we were not feeling you in "A Prairie Home Companion" and frankly, you really phoned in your performance in "Just My Luck." (though most reading this probably didn't see it based on its box office cume.) Now we're reading early reviews of "Georgia Rule" and we don't like what we're hearing.

We know you've had it rough, but we want you back on top and we feel sure that you can get there. Just stop working on movies and start working on Lindsay.

CLICK HERE for a"12-Step Guide" on how to bring the magic back.

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