The notorious party boy was caught on video wasted and friendly during a late-night run to a Taco Bell, where Sheen appeared to be moving car-to-car through the drive-through line.
A guy and girl in a car hit "record" as the 48-year-old approached their ride, and the driver told the "Anger Management" star that his passenger was "a big fan."
"Sorry I'm so ... hammered," the smiling warlock said through the driver-side window, clearly intoxicated and clearly practiced in profanity.
Wobbly fist bumps and a viewing of the actor's Charlie Brown chest tattoo followed, with Sheen calling the passenger "sweetie" and the driver "hilarious" before being rounded up by someone from his entourage.
Guess the tacos were ready?
Sheen is known to be a fan of his own fans (remember the whole "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour?), which is something he reminded Rihanna of in May when he felt she'd dissed his fiancée Scottine Sheen, a RiRi fan, by not stopping at their table to say hello when their paths crossed at a restaurant.
"you see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I'm in this thing 31 awesome years," Sheen wrote on TwitLonger as part of a larger tirade. "Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude!"
It's not clear when or exactly where the video, which was first posted by TMZ, was taken. But does that even matter?
Hammered Sheen is timeless.