Hollywood Headlines; a crazy week in review

Where do we start? Charlie Sheen‘s fall was quite interesting. It included a lot of gossip about drunken rages, hookers with hearts of sulfur and allergies. Rather than try to sum up the mess in a few words here, we’ll provide you the links to figure it out yourself. So for more on Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ views on the matter, click above as well as here for more on his “allergic reaction,”on prostitute allegations, a missing watch and hospitalization. Whew.  (Mark Ralston / Getty Images)

Randy and Evi Quaid are like those people in those “alien invasion” movies when they know something no one else does and run around screaming that we’re all going to die as no one listens. It’s frustrating for us, the audience, because we know they’re right. So have a heart -- or something -- for Randy and Evi Quaid, who attempted to seek asylum in Canada to escape what they call “Hollywood star whackers.” That’s a group of people -- or aliens, we’re not entirely sure -- who are “murdering” their close Hollywood friends -- and the Quaids could be next! Just follow the trail, people. Heath Ledger, Chris Penn, David Carradine, Natasha Richardson -- all appeared in films with Randy.  (Jonathan Hayward / Associated Press)

Mariah Carey has confirmed that she’s indeed pregnant with husband Nick Cannon’s seedling and will deliver sometime in the spring. Huzzah! And, we have video to prove it. Not that kind of video; just the bit where Mariah admits to Access Hollywood that she is indeed singing for two. Other bits of news were revealed in the interview, including the news that Mariah suffered a miscarriage early in their marriage. Click for full video of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon talking happy baby talk.  (Andrew Gombert / EPA)

“Tis another week, so, of course, ‘tis another round of Tinseltown breaksups. This one is between Shia LeBeouf and Carey Mulligan. The pair met on the set of “Wall Street 2” and kept things rather quiet and private for a good while, but according to People, the pair split up about a week ago. MullaBeouf, we barely knew ye. Click for more on Shia and Carey’s sort-of-secret romance.  (Evan Agostini / Associated Press)

Lindsay Lohan is claiming that she’s pretty much broke and unable to pay for her stint in rehab. But step in PETA! The animal-rights gang have offered to chip in a fifth of the $50,000 Lindsay needs -- as long as she goes vegan for her stay. They’ll even throw in another $10,000 is she promises to stay vegan for a year. Not sure if there’s a monitoring bracelet for that, but knowing Lindsay, she might want to get the money up front. Click for more on PETA and Lindsay Lohan’s reaction to the offer.  (Toby Canham / Getty Images)

Tony Bennett managed to put a lump in a lot of throats with his version of “God Bless America” at the World Series Game on Wednesday. It was a truly impressive way to kick off the seventh-inning stretch. Fortunately, we’ve got the video of it so we don’t just have to keep talking about it. Click here for the full video of Tony Bennett’s performance.  (Marcio Jose Sanchez / Associated Press)