A post-jail plan for Paris?

Through temporary spokesperson Barbara Walters, a jailed Paris Hilton told the world that upon her release from jail she would embark on a more spiritual, less stupid, more meaningful life.

We, the people of America, intend to hold her to her word.

She spoke of a Paris Playhouse for sick children, or doing work with breast cancer, but she hadn’t decided on anything just yet.

To help inspire the heiress who at 26 is just learning to care about her fellow planet walkers, we’ve put together this list of celebrity/cause match ups.