Serious Question: If your life was on the line along with $1 billion dollars ... would you rather take your chances with Michael Myers of "Halloween," Freddy Krueger of "Nightmare on Elm Street," Jason of "Friday the 13th" or the demented psycho of "Saw" fame?
Put another way: How are you wasting time at work today?
There's no work being done in America today.
It's the day after New Year's. Most of us are still recovering from epic hangovers. Tomorrow's Friday. And savvy cubical drones know that it's not worth wasting vacation days on a chill week like this, so mulling such existential dilemmas is as good a way as any to kill time.
And besides, it's a good question.
After much in-depth analysis, the Twittersphere seems to agree that the right strategy is Freddy and about 17 cups of coffee, since he prefers to kill in your dreams:
@FunnyPicsDepot Freddy.... You'd never catch me sleeping— jonny boy (@omewahjonathan) January 2, 2014
What websites are you using to waste time at work today (besides Funny Pics Depot, of course)? Tweet me @renelynch