Miley Cyrus performed stoned in a silver tinsel wig, silver tights and a revealing silver top-attached-to-thong thing Wednesday night at a kickoff party for Art Basel in Miami Beach.
Later in the evening, she covered up her disco-ball-style nipple pasties with a black mesh shirt she said she stole "from a stripper."
Patrick Schwarzenegger, who said he'd been awake and working out at 5 a.m. that day, was her date.
That's pretty much the story right there. However, more details follow!