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'Gods of Egypt'? So bad, the gods of ancient Rome, Greece and Babylon are ROTFL

'Gods of Egypt'? So bad, the gods of ancient Rome, Greece and Babylon are ROTFL

Wow! Where to start? The effects-driven (into the ground!) "Gods of Egypt" is so screwy, yet so feeble, its already-infamous whitewashed casting issues are the least of its troubles.

As we hear in the opening voice-over, in a line recycled from any number of '50s TV variety shows featuring Sammy Cahn or Johnny Mercer, the story "goes something … like … this":

Ancient Egypt, see? We're in ancient Egypt, mythological division. Anything can happen here. The place looks like a Bahamas resort being built next door to Atlantis, connected by a lazy-river version of the Nile. The gods roam the land freely and, in fact, rule it alongside the...

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