The perennial hit “Dancing With the Stars” is a kid-to-Grandma all-family show, hence the fourth go-round of “Disney Night” this week, with appearances by a passel of characters from the House of Mouse.
But make no mistake, “Dancing With the Stars” is also an undisputed ratings champ with adults, even after more than 20 seasons. Hence, lots of exposed flesh, very often from the professional ballroom dancers – so that’s what zero-percent body fat looks like! – and often from the celebrities, especially the ripped athletes and leggy actresses.
Hence: Nyle DiMarco in a loincloth. Nyle in a loincloth!
So this spectacular vision of male musculature served several very...