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Marlon Brando

The Floor Mattress is No More

The Floor Mattress is No More

One of my calling cards as a writer and human being is that through all these years my stock has soared here in Chicago, I have remained a man who sleeps on nothing but a mattress placed directly on the floor. Otherwise known as a “floor mattress.” I never saw any reason to upgrade. The bedding industry has us suckered on the need for a box spring. Box springs are bullshit. They add nothing to the sleeping experience, and I refused to give in and buy a bed when I had this perfectly fine mattress that served all my sleeping, sexual, and 4 a.m. Subway sandwich-eating needs. To be honest, I could probably go on sleeping on it for another decade, but my buddy Joe just bought a...

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